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“ဘုန္းႀကီးေတာင္ ေၾကာက္သြားတယ္ ...“
တေန႔မွာ ဘုရားေက်ာင္းတခုကို လူတေယာက္ေရာက္လာသတဲ႔ ...။ သူ႔ပုံစံကလဲ တခုခုကိုေနာင္တရေနသလိုနဲ႔။ အထဲကို၀င္လာၿပီး ဘုန္းႀကီးနဲ႔ေတြ႕တယ္။ အဲဒီမွာ အ႐ိုအေသေပးဘာညာနဲ႔ ၿပီးေတာ႔ သူက ...
"ဖာသာ တပည့္ေတာ္ အာပတ္ေျဖခ်င္လို႔ပါ"
"အင္း ေျပာ သားေတာ္ ...ဖာသာ နားေထာင္ေပးမယ္"
"တပည့္ေတာ္ မေန႔က သူငယ္ခ်င္းတေယာက္အိမ္ကိုသြားခဲ႔ပါတယ္ ဖာသာ ...အဲဒီေန႔ကသူငယ္ခ်င္း အိမ္မွာ မ႐ွိပါဘူး။ တပည့္ေတာ္ သူ႕မိန္းမနဲ႔ စကားစျမည္ေျပာၿပီး ျပန္ဖို႔လဲလုပ္ေရာ...ေလႀကီးမိုးႀကီးက်လာပါတယ္ ဖာသာ။ အဲဒါနဲ႔ အဲဒီမွာပဲ အိမ္မျပန္ဘဲ အိပ္လိုက္ရပါတယ္...ညလဲေရာက္ေရာ သူငယ္ခ်င္းမိန္းမနဲ႔ မွားမိပါတယ္ ဖာသာ "
"ေနာက္ကိုေတာ႔ ဆင္ျခင္ေပါ႔ သားေတာ္ ...ဖာသာ ခြင္႔လႊတ္ပါတယ္"
"ဟုတ္ကဲ႔ပါ ဖာသာ"
အဲဒီလိုနဲ႔ အဲဒီလူျပန္သြားေရာ ...ဖာသာကေတာ႔ လုပ္႐ိုးလုပ္စဥ္ အာပတ္ေျဖတာလို႔ပဲထင္မိတာေပါ႔။ ဒါနဲ႔ ေနာက္တပတ္လဲ ေရာက္ေရာ ဒီလူပဲ ျပန္လာျပန္ေရာ ...။
"ဖာသာ တပည့္ေတာ္ အာပတ္ေျဖခ်င္ပါတယ္ ဖာသာ "
"အင္း ေျပာေလ ဒီတခါ ဘာျဖစ္ျပန္ၿပီလဲ"
"တပည့္ေတာ္ ဒီတခါလဲ သူငယ္ခ်င္းအိမ္ကိုသြားပါတယ္ ဖာသာ ...သူငယ္ခ်င္းလည္း ႐ွိပါတယ္။အဲဒီေန႔က မိုးေတြ႐ြာေနတယ္ ...တပည့္ေတာ္မွာလဲ ထီးမပါတာနဲ႔ သူတို႔အိမ္မွာပဲအိမ္လိုက္ပါတယ္ ဖာသာ။ ညက်ေတာ႔ သူ႔မိန္းမနဲ႔ မွားမိပါတယ္"
"အင္း အင္း ဖာသာခြင္႔လႊတ္တယ္"
ေနာက္တပတ္လဲ အဲဒီလူေရာက္လာျပန္ေရာ ...
"ဖာသာ ..."
"အင္းေျပာ ဘယ္မိန္းမနဲ႔မွားခဲ႔သလဲ"
"ဒီတခါလဲ သူငယ္ခ်င္းအိမ္ကိုသြားပါတယ္ ဖာသာ ...မိုးေတြ႐ြာေနတာနဲ႔ ...အိမ္မျပန္ဘဲ အဲဒီမွာပဲအိပ္လိုက္ တယ္ ဘုရား ...ဒီတခါ သူငယ္ခ်င္းသမီးနဲ႔မွားမိပါတယ္"
"အင္း ဖာသာခြင္႔လႊတ္တယ္ ...ေၾသာ္ မိုးေတြေတာင္အုံ႔လာၿပီ ...ျပန္ေတာ႔ေလ ထီးမပါရင္ဖာသာ႔ထီးကို ယူသြားေနာ္ ..."
ဘ၀အေမာေျပေပ်ာက္ေစ....
ယခုပို႔စ္ကို Saturday, April 21, 2007 တြင္ ေရးသားထားတာျဖစ္ၿပီး
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ထဲမွာ စုစည္းထားပါတယ္...
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